No that’s okay I’m just gonna stay home like a loser and do laundry.

Laundry time. More fun than homework.

pizza:

GIVEAWAY

~~REBLOG TO WIN~~

I’m giving away my mum because she’s wearing crocs and won’t buy me mcdonalds for dinner

Will ship worldwide, includes crocs and broom. Might also bring the wifi with her because I’m being an “ungrateful daughter”

She will also yell at you and sweep your room (as you can see in the picture below)

Giveaway ends when she finishes sweeping my room

Goodluck! xxx

God damn it why did I look up the hashtag “the fault in our stars” because a goddamn son of a bitch pretty much just ruined the entire goddamn thing for me. I can’t.

ifyourehornyletsdoed:

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you heard him sing it when you read that, don’t lie.